(Inspired by @GPappalardo’s refrigerator-side vigil, eating grapes & pondering life)
http://twitter.com/GPappalardo/statuses/2113871591

Sitting on my kitchen flooro,
Facing my refridgy dooro
Thinkin’ bout ol’ Moltz and morrow
All those tweeters full of gore;

“‘Tis just Madness,” here I muttrd,
As my toast I jammed and buttrd,
“Sitting here all knees-a-cluttrd
hunched upon my kitchen floor;

“I should be upon the Twitter
Dissing cats, or kidding kidders
Writing gems upon the shitter
up till 2:00, or 3:00, or 4:00 -“

“Only wish that I were Favrd,
For that role, I’ve always slavered
But, alas, it’s SWEEN!” - I quavered -
“always beats me to that glor-“

Quoth the BirdBot:  “Favrd more.”

(more to come if I find le time)

…Bust of Pallas, Go Ask Alice, something something - latuh

* See 6/12/09 post above for a lengthening and strengthening of this thang. Without drugs, all natural! Amaze your friends!