(Dedicated to all of us who are always *so* pleased to find Britney and her ‘friend’ back every, fuckin’, day. Isn’t there a spray for this?)

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I was terrified when went online
Fuckin’ dame, huge dick in her eye
‘Names’ are changing, but that whore goes ‘Splat!’ [on my followers page]
Yeh the pornbot’s gonna zap you when the Brit gets back

Eats meat on [#follow]friday you can see!
Chews like steak on that humongous wee
Yeh that Brit’s the best at your ‘spamming head’
I get sick every evening blocking bots with dread

She is Brit, She eats dick
Oh the Brit is back
Swallowing a cobra as a matter of fact
I hate ‘Brit’, I hate ‘Brit’
shit I’m better than her
It’s the way that she sucks
(She isn’t demure)

Not entertained by cock-ing ‘Hot!’s
Save my site by blocking bots!!
I don’t like those, my god, whats THAT
Oh its such a nasty habit, oy that Brit is back

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Original lyrics at
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/e/elton+john/the+bitch+is+back_20046531.html

Listen & watch E.J. at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rig3tgyYiAM
-Or you can sing along! Cheers.